Art History: Spiritual Orgasms

Art History class is fairly amusing. we’re looking at a sculpture by Gianlorenzo Bernini’s Ecstacy of Saint Teresa and she was explaning what the sculpture was about, now me being me i zoned out and didn’t really pay attention to her explination until she said ‘It’s like Mother Teresa is have a spiritual orgasm’ now this specific art history teacher makes really weird refferences to Black Sabbath, The Ninja turtles (”Oh those silly turtles.”…yes she said that) she’s actually a pretty awesome woman, she’s incredibly passionate about the subject and has gotten kicked out of museums for getting to close to the paintings and everyonce in a while she points out blatant amusing things that happen in painting and sculptures that are incredibly strange; like in “the tribute money” how the merchant isn’t wearing pants, he just isn’t. But anyway, ‘Spiritual orgasm’ amused me. Wow, she talks incredibly fast.

Gnomes!!!

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